Q: What's better than roses on your piano? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it? A: Where you put the cucumber Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed? He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. A: A guy will actually take time to search for a golf ball.
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Q: If the world is a Jacket where do poor people live? They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? A: When he eats his first Brownie. A: 69 with three people watching Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. Really great dirty jokes. A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: She wasn't Q: Why does no one die a virgin?
Q: How do you know you have a high sperm count? As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss! A: A Pasta-tute Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: One smells like fish and has a moustache, and the other is a walrus. Why do women have orgasms during sex??? Q: What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? Q: How is a girlfriend like a laxative?
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